- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

whats my name? Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Neil is a reterd.

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