Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Women's Rights

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Canadians

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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