How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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