- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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