- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??