Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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