- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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