- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

13 =B you just learned something

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life