What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Anti Joke

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