A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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knock,knock you suck

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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No it doesnt..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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