- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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