A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

women's rights

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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