Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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