- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

autsim

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How high is the sky? True or False

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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