- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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