- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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