Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

just in time?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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