- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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