- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

all the kids had fun

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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