- Anti Joke

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

your brother so fine that hes skinney

420 Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.