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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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