- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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