what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Anti Joke

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