How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Guest what? Dog

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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TELL

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

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