- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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