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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

So I was walking down the road today

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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