- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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