- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Iif your reading this ur gay

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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