Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

no rasist joks

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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