Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Ham sandwich

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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