What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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A seal walks into a club.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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KILL WHITEY

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Anti Joke

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