- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

^ That's not even funny ^

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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