What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

So a bar walks into a man...

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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