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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

rose are red violets should be purple

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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