- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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