- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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