- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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