- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Women's Soccer.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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