don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Jersey Shore.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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what do you call your mom? mom

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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