- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

I was watching Fox news.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

So, same time tomorrow then?

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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