Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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