- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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