- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Poop

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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