- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

The WNBA

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

i like men but im not gay

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

poopoo

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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