Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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