frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

hi mom

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Rylan Clark

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

France had one revolution

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

TIMMY

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