What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Penis

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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