- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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