How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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