Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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penis

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Anti Joke

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