- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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