- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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