- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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