- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

I'm Coming

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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