- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

William wright is Gay

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

whats white and sticky glue

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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