- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

William wright is Gay

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

whats white and sticky glue

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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