A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Go away still nothing to see

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

I like school Said no one ever.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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