- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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