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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What is 33 + 1? Penis

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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