why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Once upon a time, The end.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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