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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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