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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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