A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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