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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Pineapple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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