- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a horse.

A midget walked under a bar.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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