- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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