How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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