- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are indigo

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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