- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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