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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Ain't idn't a word.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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