What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Ain't idn't a word.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Women's Rights

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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