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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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