- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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