What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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